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Dead.

Here’s a blog that’s totally worth following

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Please read this before you play the audio track. What you’re about to hear might be a bit overwhelming, so maybe having a precursor to the audio will prepare you.

Before I begin, this is a true story. It’s not like those posts you see telling you about hearing Satan but it’s actually Taylor Swift — which isn’t even really a stretch, I guess. 

Earlier while I was at work my friends and I were super bored while straightening up so we decided to fool around and make stupid videos. When we played them back, we heard something really weird in the audio. What we heard was absolutely incredible and so beautiful, but beautiful doesn’t even begin to describe it at the same time. It was angelic, like the voice of God. The words we heard were so incredibly empowering and touching that I felt as if I should have been on my knees. When this mysterious audio in our video ended, I looked at the two people with me and all three of us had tears streaming down our faces. We were shaking and crying, completely overtaken by this heavenly message.

I know that reading something like this on Tumblr, of all websites, might seem a little sketchy and unbelievable but please keep your tissues near you. I can assure you that every person who hears this message from God will be as emotionally impacted as myself and my coworkers. I feel changed and I had to pass this on, to share it with my followers and their followers and every member of this website.

God loves us all, He truly does. Believe and love one another. The kingdom of Heaven awaits us.

I’m serious, listen to this right now.

There are tears in my eyes.

oh my god

crying

this is truly the angels music

wow this is

this is so beautiful

WELL

I have so many tears in my eyes. This is seriously probably the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

i know i only reblog stuff on here, but this is serious. most beautiful thing ever.

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Posted on August 6 2012 with 29,785 notes

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oh my god yes. best one Ive seen all day

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Posted on July 25 2012 with 15,468 notes

aaron paul, come on down…

…bitch

Posted on July 20 2012 with 7 notes

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…this is actually pretty cool.

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Posted on July 18 2012 with 190 notes

pleatedjeans:

Breaking Bad Clue Board Game

they’re not rocks, they’re minerals

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Posted on July 12 2012 with 908 notes

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Let’s settle this debate.

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW, MERRIAM-WEBSTER?!?!?!?!

well i guess that’s that

oh

Yes okay I will always pronounce GIF this way now.

wow, you learn something new every day

Sounds legit.

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